The Vile Institute

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Updated Rankings

The big question on everyone's mind is undoubtedly, what are the latest rankings? Here you go:

BarfBucks Acquired:

1. Tasmania Fame
2. Matraxis Vile
3. Blake Cates

Current BarfBucks:

1. Matraxis Vile
2. Gregory Runcic
3. Tasmania Fame

Characteristics Gained:

1. Tasmania Fame
2. Robbie Tork
3. Rival Kane, Steve Martin

Skill Points Gained:

1. Gregory Runcic
2. Doug Carr, Blake Cates
3. Matraxis Vile

Overall Skullduggery:

1. Doug Carr
2. Dick Weed
3. Blake Cates

Killers Brought to Justice:

1. Danny Peng

Deal or No Deal Results

The trend continues to go up at an alarming rate in our Deal or No Deal results. In our most recent contest the average scored soared to 192,637. Our top scorers were:

Blake Cates: 750,000
Matraxis Vile: 400,000
Steve Martin: 300,000

The median score was exactly 100,000, and Gregory Runcic brought up the rear with an impressively low score of 5.

Our overall rankings now look like this:

1. Blake Cates
2. Steve Martin
3. Matraxis Vile
4. Katarina Drum

If we keep going up at this rate, pretty soon everyone will be scoring 1,000,000! Nice!

BarfBadge Granted: Tasmania Fame

Tasmania Fame writes:

(Remember The) NAME: Tasmania Fame - FAME!

STV VIEWER REGISTRATION NUMBER: 1982

BARF BADGE REQUESTED: Older then That

REQUIREMENTS:

OLDER THAN THAT: Submit a picture of a being currently on this world who is older than a normal human lifespan in some way. Put the true name with the picture and tell us how old they actually are.

SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION:

NAME: Rival Kane (the Conqueror)

Class: 3

Age: Just a bit older then 11,600

Nice! First off, he is definitely Older than That. After that, it gets a little more challenging to grade.

Rival Kane is not the true name of the Being in the picture (either one, just in case you were worried I used the wrong one). The Being in the picture seems to be a Class 3. But the age is pretty far off. He really isn't anywhere near that old. Probably not even half that old, but you know I'm never very good at telling someone's age.

Overall, I've got to give it an 18/25.

BarfBadge Granted: Blake Cates

Blake Cates has received the Classy Badge (Private).

Weird Politics

Since when did Presidential Politics spill over into the effin' Lord of the Rings? Take this quote:

"Romney wants the ring of power. He wants it so bad," says Doug Wead, a Paul senior adviser. "Negotiating with Ron Paul is very difficult because he doesn't want anything. If he got the ring, he would throw it into Mount Doom."

You can read more here.  Also notice how they are also now taking a cue from the Cthulhu playbook, calling Ron Paul The Prophet? And is Doug Wead any relation to Dick Weed? So many questions... Right!

Are Sheep Aliens?

Doug Carr has let us in on his blog, which you can follow here. I'm a little confused as to what it has to do with the End of the World, unless aliens are hiding among us secretly disguised as animals. But if they are, Doug's the guy in the know. Nice!