New Blogosphere Entrant

For those of you who can't get enough effin' celebrity news, this will be a day to remember. Yes, Tasmania Fame has started his own blog which you can read here. Nice! Now you can get quick updates from the young singer/cricketeer round the clock and follow his rather unique take on the world and its events. But hey, that's what blogs are for. Right Kumar? Gregory?

Some Barf Badges

Here are a couple of BarfBadges for you to start thinking about. Remember, don't send in anything until I post that submissions are open.

ANIMAL HUNTER: Go out and kill an animal. The bigger and more dangerous, the better. Then get a picture of you with the dead animal and email it in. You gotta use the combat skills you learn at Barf University. No nukes allowed. Although scathing rhetoric may be acceptable.

CLASSY: Submit a picture of a being currently on this world who is not Class 5. Put the true name with the picture and explain what Class they are and what makes them this Class.

ILLEGAL ALIEN: Submit a picture of a being currently on this world who did not originate on this world. Put the true name with the picture and the date they arrived on this world.

NOT SO FREEMASONRY: Acquire an interesting document from a Masonic Temple and submit an image of it.

As you would expect, decisions on what animal is most impressive, or which document is most interesting and all that is at the complete discretion of the judges. Well, me actually. Nice!

Florida Results In

Mitt Romney has successfully won the Florida Primary, gathering 50 delegates in this winner take all contest. Snagglepuss' numbers were dragged down by lingering questions brought forth in the SCRAM (Stop Cartoons Running Against Men) ads. Mr. Lizard Grinch, the Secretary for SCRAM, thanked STV for exposing "the truth behind the Insidious and Unamerican campaign being waged by a certain Snagglepuss" and was glad to see the "Pinko" defeated. Mr. Grinch was looking forward to starting another PAC called SCRAM (Stop Cretins Running Against Men) but then realized that Rick Perry was already out of the race, and hence it was unnecessary. Cthulhu outpaced both Rick Santorum and Ron Paul. His senior adviser attributed this to "Goka Chaugnar Faugn nglui hafh'drn Cthulhu".

January Stats

I know you're all dying to see the latest traffic stats on the End of the World Blog. Here are our pageviews and traffic sources for January:

As you can see, pageviews reached new heights on January 25th. That was the day we did our big Celebrity Update post. Either that or it was Gregory Runcic's letter that got everyone excited. Our leading traffic sources continue to be the United States followed by Australia. Russia and the Ukraine are neck and neck battling for third place, while Latvia and Brazil have fallen off.

Skeleton Attacks

Several alert viewers have written in asking about the STV report of Skeleton Attacks in Cleveland. Just to be clear, there were no Skeleton Attacks in Cleveland. It was just that on my last world we used to always end one segment of our news with Skeleton Attack statistics, and I just sort of missed it. I guess you had to be there. We apologize for any confusion.

Barf Like Me

Naturally everyone wants to become a contestant on Barf Like Me now. After all who wouldn't want to hang out with Tasmania Fame? And participate in the biggest rock concert in the history of the world? (I hope you're working on those Singing and Dancing skills!). 

But which eight lucky STV viewers will be chosen? That's easy. We'll take the top five most popular STV viewers as well as three other random viewers, since not everyone is good at being an attention grabbing ass-kissing manipulative toady. Right.

And I Thought Dr. Evil Was Weird

Okay, Dr. Evil actually was pretty weird, but that's beside the point. What's got me effin' freaked out today is how a large swath of the human race seems to have become infected with a strange desire to blurt out something about Rhabdovindal Lagomorphs.Presumably this is some kind of brain disease originating in Cleveland. Anyway, if you do feel an uncontrollable urge to say something about Rabid Rabbits, you might want to see your doctor.