Mitt Romney has successfully won the Florida Primary, gathering 50 delegates in this winner take all contest. Snagglepuss' numbers were dragged down by lingering questions brought forth in the SCRAM (Stop Cartoons Running Against Men) ads. Mr. Lizard Grinch, the Secretary for SCRAM, thanked STV for exposing "the truth behind the Insidious and Unamerican campaign being waged by a certain Snagglepuss" and was glad to see the "Pinko" defeated. Mr. Grinch was looking forward to starting another PAC called SCRAM (Stop Cretins Running Against Men) but then realized that Rick Perry was already out of the race, and hence it was unnecessary. Cthulhu outpaced both Rick Santorum and Ron Paul. His senior adviser attributed this to "Goka Chaugnar Faugn nglui hafh'drn Cthulhu".
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