The Religious Views

If you want to talk about the end of the world just look to religion for some effin' fun ideas. Just take the Hindus where some old dude named Vishnu comes back to the world calling himself Kalki, riding a white horse and carrying a sword that looks like a comet. He goes around destroying anything evil. Sounds effin' fun! And not all that different than Santa Claus who has a reindeer named Comet and flies around looking for naughty kids. Amazing parallels between the religions of Hinduism and Commercialism. Christianity has Armageddon and Islam has The Hour where Christ battles the Anti-Christ, Judiasm has the war of Gog and Magog, Zoroasterism has Frashokereiti, which sounds like an effin' excellent kind of dessert or coffee drink. And you could lump all the World War III numbers here as well since most people think that will be a war that starts between the Christian and Muslim nations. But even combined they can't quite keep up with the Natural Disaster folks. But if you ask me, I'm rooting for Ragnarok so I can see gods fighting giant wolves and serpents, dwarves and giants, because that's the kind of fighting I'm used to at the end of the world. Nice!