Cthulhu Manifesto

Tizzy McDonald writes:

"Nigel,

It's Super Tuesday and very important that everyone understand the truth about C'thulhu. The True Prophet of C'thulhu has received The Manifesto for Change. It is what everyone needs to know about C'thulhu. Please share this with your readers so that everyone can benefit from The Prohpet's message. When he awakens, we awaken!

Thanks,

Tizzy

MANIFESTO FOR CHANGE

If you find that

- the world considers you worthless

- that the powers that be do not value you

- that you cannot find purpose for getting up today

- that you think there is nothing else to do

Don't give up - Join the Dream!

- Be a part of something that is bigger than you, bigger than all of us

- Know that your individual part IS necessary

- Know that you will be a part that VITALLY contributes to a greater whole

The Dreamer is C'thulhu...

- Be open to dream the message!

- The change is coming - it is coming this year!

- Join the Dream - VOTE C'thulhu - DEVOTE to C'thulhu

When HE awakens - we awake...

- Be ready to hear the message!

- The change is coming - it is coming this year!

- Wake with him -  VOTE C'thulhu - DEVOTE to C'thulhu

When HE rises - we rise...

- Be willing to act on the message!

- The change is coming - it is coming this year!

- Rise with him -  VOTE C'thulhu - DEVOTE to C'thulhu

Do not fear...

- The message of fear is deception,

         Knowing you are in his embrace conquers fear! 

- The message of death is deception,

         Death is merely the next step in the change,

         Knowing you are in his embrace conquers death!

- The message of destruction is deception,

         Destruction is a necessary part of change,

         Knowing you are in his embrace conquers destruction!

- VOTE C'thulhu - DEVOTE to C'thulhu

- HE doesn't need your vote,

- YOU need to VOTE,

- YOU need to DEVOTE!

- VOTE C'thulhu!"

Nice! Thanks for that heads up, Tizzy. You heard it here first.