Mailbag

Gary Young writes:

"Mr. Barf,

It has come to my attention that your blog with its so-called BarfBadges may have been the stimulus for a number of recent break-ins at Masonic temples. We respectfully request that you rescind your Not-So-FreeMasonry BarfBadge.

Your readers should be aware that we are now enacting stricter security measures worldwide at our Masonic temples which may include increased alarms systems, guard dogs and armed guards.We advise all your blog readers that we take incursions on our temples to be desecration of holy ground and will use all means necessary to protect our temples.

Sincerely.

Gary Young
The Commander"

Rescind a BarfBadge? Even a 'so-called' one? Are you effin' kidding me? BarfBadges are like motherhood and apple pie! Do you want to rescind motherhood as well? Ha! Rescind a BarfBadge... but blog readers should take The Commander's words to heart I suppose.