Thursday, May 17, 2012

BarfBadge Granted: Tasmania Fame

Tasmania Fame writes:

"(Remember The) NAME: Tasmania Fame - FAME! STV VIEWER REGISTRATION NUMBER: 1982 BARF BADGE REQUESTED:  Big Game Hunter REQUIREMENTS:
ANIMAL HUNTER: Go out and kill an animal. The bigger and more dangerous, the better. Then get a picture of you with the dead animal and email it in. You gotta use the combat skills you learn at Barf University. No nukes allowed. Although scathing rhetoric may be acceptable SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION:Here’s a picture of me in my Parkour gear (I wear it to be less noticible during skullduggery)Up to now it had worked just great..... but evidently Kangeroo have a keen sense of smell and I was sidewindbuchcracked by a mob of Rapid-Roo



Now I really hate to harm an animal (esp. indegenous Australian critters ) but these guys were on me like ugly on the ape and madder than a cut snake !
I had no choice but to RUN!!! ---


and eventually defend myself regretablly resulting in marsupial mayhem morbitity and mortality!!"

Right! Those rabid kangaroos can be a real menace all over Australia! Let's see how they compare to some of the other dangerous animals that have been put down recently. Tougher than a spider, not as bad as a scorpion. Guess that means this must be an 18/25. Nice!

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