New Deal or No Deal Record

We were effin'surprised in the latest results to see a new record score in Deal or No Deal, especially since Robbie Tork had already gotten 1,000,000, which is the highest possible score. But there it was, plain as day. Matraxis Vile had somehow achieved a score of 2,000,000 on this Deal or No Deal. Nice! We asked Matraxis how it came about:

"It was totally cool. I was playing Deal or No Deal (which would be way better if you used like a laser guided missile to blow up the cases instead of just picking them, IMHO) and was about to bail out with $179,769 when there was this super bright flash like when a frag goes off in Halo. She appeared then kind of like a ghost, but a super hot one, and She was like, "Vile fan feen?", and I was like "haya", and She like smiled and said "pa nov, na zax, ken", and I was like "whoa, wor sactik?" and she was like "tar ran, gami ma." And so I waited until they opened my case and it was like or ma. Let's see some skanky old squid face top that!

 

M. Vile"

Right! Love that laser guided missile idea. Maybe we'll have to use that for our Apocalypse WOW Deal or No Deal contest. We know for sure who came in first in the latest Deal or No Deal contest, but was it enough to overtake Tasmania Fame (who came in with a score of 1,000 this time)? We'll just have to wait until the final results are tallied to see.