Matraxis Vile writes:
"Attached is a photo of Noda who arrived here at the time of the great flood. He is the giraffe at the far left of the photo. I PUBLICLY DECLARE that he is an alien of the illegal sort. As a side note, he is known in North Korea as the 'Great Illustrious Ruminant' and some might say he is the next in succession to the rule of that country.Moreover, Noda has yet to donate to the Vile Institute, indicating that this heinous giraffa camelopardalis narnius has no intention of helping humanity survive the coming apocalypse. It boggles the mind that any creature of good will, fortitude and desire to save anyone would not have donated already, but sadly, it's apparent that Noda does not fit the bill. Luckily, all others who are not selfish have or will be donating all they can to the Institute."
Right. Not sure who that giraffe in the picture is, but it does look a lot like Noda, a spitting image you might say. Especially with the military accoutrements. But Noda is most definitely not on Earth. I seem to recall something from our IDR session... maybe that is keeping him out? But Noda is definitely an interesting being, and I guess it is good to confirm he's not here, so I'll give you a 10/25.
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