The Republican Primaries got much more confusing yesterday as Rick Santorum came out of nowhere to score an upset win in Missouri. The 'show me' state voters seemed dissatisfied that Cthulhu hadn't 'set one tentacle in the state' according to leading state party officials.
In Minnesota, where it's dark pretty much all day long anyway, no one seemed to notice Cthulhu's absence and he cruised to an easy win.
The voters in Boulder turned out in record numbers to support Snagglepuss' campaign in Colorado. The carmine cat spent freely as he recently got large campaign contributions from Super PACs that purportedly have ties into the IMF.
Mitt Romney's day effin' sucked, and Newt Gingrich was appearing suddenly irrelevant.
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