Cthulhu cruised to an easy victory in yesterday's Arizona primary. In the Phoenix area there was unprecedented voter turnout among younger voters in the 18-25 demographic. Their message was clear. "This country has been going wrong for years. Cthulhu is change. And I Embrace the Change" said one young voter epitomizing the sentiments of the disenfranchised.
In Michigan the race was still too close to call. It appeared that Romney and Snagglepuss were splitting the affluent votes, Santorum was receiving the votes of the evangelicals and Cthulhu the votes of the poor and the dead. If Romney is unable to win his home state it could spell trouble for him all the way to the convention in Tampa Bay in late August. Assuming the world is still around then, of course.
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