Weird Mailbag

Blake Cates writes:

"Nigel,

I've been wondering about magic? Is it real? Is there such a thing as magic?

Thanks,
Blake Cates"

People on this planet ask such weird questions. Next I'll probably have someone write "Hey Nigel, are there such things as spoons?" C'mon people! What about the effin' WizNet I showed you, made by the Wizards of the Toast? That just showed up in the effin' mind of everyone on an entire world simultaneously? They sure didn't do that with Cisco routers!

But you don't need me to tell you this. You could just listen to your Tasmania Fame songs more closely.