Saturday, February 25, 2012

BarfBadge Denied: Robbie Tork


Robbie Tork writes: 
 "Name: Nyarlathotep
Before you deny this because "Cthulhu" has already been named, I claim this is NOT the Cthulhu Blake Cates submitted.  Blake Cates submitted the Elder God that is 'sleeping'. This Cthulhu is one of the great Elder Gods, and is water based. Nyarlathotep, may also have the surname Cthulhu, but is one of the lesser Elder Gods, and is fire based.  Also, Cthulhu has been here since the destruction of R'lyeh, submerged.  Nyarlathotep may have been here before as well, but I believe he has only recently returned (say Octoberish 2011). He landed in that funny crater that Tasmania FAME was talking about - and is probably responsible for the nearby fires in Cleveland.  There is little reason to submit a picture, because he is also a shapeshifter - but here is one I think may be recent:"
Nice! Nyarlathotep Cthulhu would be an Illegal Alien if, in fact, he were actually on Earth. But he isn't. Which is probably good since he writes really creepy emails. And obviously, he isn't the one that landed in that funny crater in Cleveland. Which, of course, brings up all kinds of interesting questions. I'll give this a 12/25.

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