With the whole effin' world about to end it seems like it would be a shame not to honor all the great entertainment that has come your way on STV recently. And heck, since I can make up a currency, a University and who knows what other crap, why not make up an Awards show too?
So we're instituting the Essie awards where you get to nominate and vote on your favorite STV videos. Here's how it works. We have several categories:
Best Song Video (video must be titled Song 1 etc)
Best Ad (video must be titled Ad 1 etc)
Best Other Video (any video that isn't titled as a Song or Ad)
Funniest Video (any video)
Best Production (any video based on its technical merit)
Token Mystic Award (any video which was most informative or relevant to the End of the World)
Each of you may nominate a video in each category. You may nominate the same video into more than one category (for example Best Ad and Funniest). It's okay if multiple people nominate the same video for a category.
Nominations must be received by May 3rd (so the May 1st videos are eligible)
You'll get the official ballot around May 5th
Votes must be received by May 9th
The winners will be announced on our May15th STV show.
You will, of course, be compensated for your thoughtful nominations and votes with lavish sums of BarfBucks.
Nigel,
ReplyDeleteHere are my nominations for the Essie awards. Given the urgent world conditions that we face, I think this is...pardon me... an "effin" waste of time. But I put some low-level analysts on it, given my busy schedule, and here is what they came up with:
Best song: Song 1, Feb 1, Tasmania Fame
Best ad: Ad 2, Feb 15, Vile Inst.
Best other: Info, Apr 1, UFO Phil
Funniest: Intro, Apr 15, Steve Martin
Best production: Ad 3, March 15, Vile Inst.
Token Mystic: Song 3, Apr 1, Masons
Gregory Runcic