"Nigel,
Do you plan to add any more new classes to the Barf University course catalog? I have some suggestions:
Stand-up Comedy
(Maybe Steve Martin can learn a few things)
First Aid
(So Inga Dee can learn to play doctor)
Animal Husbandry
(Kangaroo and Koala?)
Bay Sick Homophones
(Knot two boaring for yew)
English Literature
(The classics: William Blake, HP Lovecraft, Abdul Al-Hazred)
World History
(Killing Time: Assassination through the ages)
Religious studies
(Prophecy for fun and profit!)
What do you think?"
Well, we still don't even have that ping pong thing working yet. They've been through eight different variations with no luck, but never fear, they are now working on Nine Ping Pong. I'm sure it will be ready any day now...
But overall I'm guessing based on the always lively bidding for the ability to take two or three extra classes that people are not currently suffering from a lack of choices. Although, oddly, enrollment in Fun with Fungus has been inexplicably down...
With all these good ideas though have you considered BU? That's right, you could start Blake University. After all, you've already got Blake Bucks and a high quality blog that has yet to have any posts about the unpleasant and grizzly details of ovine diseases. Just something to consider.
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