Barf Badge Granted: Steve Martin

Steve Martin writes:

"Nigel:

This is an animal hunter Barf Badge.

ANIMAL HUNTER: Go out and kill an animal. The bigger and more dangerous, the better. Then get a picture of you with the dead animal and email it in. You gotta use the combat skills you learn at Barf University. No nukes allowed. Although scathing rhetoric may be acceptable.

I killed a Giant Crab. I hope I don't bleed too much on this submission. For a dramatic re-enactment see the video below."

Nice! That's one big crab. And look at those teeth! Oh wait, I guess that's the back view. Anyway, let's see. You hunted down an animal. You got an awesome video of it. It looks really, really big and dangerous, even if it was just a small one. But, in the end giant crabs aren't as dangerous as some of the other things out there... overall I'll go 20/25.