BarfBadge Denied: Robbie Tork

Robbie Tork writes:

"Hey Nigel: Barf Badge submission - PUBLIC

Badge: DEVO

True name: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Which one: Valar

Why: He is the Dreamer.  He can send and receive real Dreams.

Today he is more commonly known as Robbie Tork."

Definitely an interesting submission there Robbie! Coleridge certainly was a Valar, and hence D.E.V.O., when he was alive, but, unfortunately for him, he's dead. And, as a Valar, sure he could receive dreams, but he definitely couldn't send them. So I guess that makes him a dreamer, not a Dreamer. If you know what I mean. It's always those effin' capital letters with those Homophones!

And no matter how common it is for you to think of dead people as Robbie Tork, I would say that doesn't make him commonly known as you. Or you commonly known as him. Or anything like that.

So you got a real Valar, but with him being dead and all it doesn't really count. But I'll give you a 12/25.