Nyarlathotep writes:
"Nigel, Nigel my friend, it has begun. That which has blocked our way for millenia is now tattered. Soon the path will yawn wide and we will again trod the fields of Earth. The flowers will wilt at our passing and the forests turn to ash. Those who oppose us will be as dust and those who serve us will be exalted over all men. Join us, Nigel, for it has begun, join us."
How come nobody believes that I'm not really the joining type? Because, you know, joining up with some side or another ruins the whole unbiased-end-of-the-world-guy mystique which is such an effin' hit with the chicks!
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