"D.E.V.O. BARF BADGE SUBMISSION
By Steve Martin
WE ARE D.E.V.O.:
Submit a picture of a being currently on this world who is D.E.V.O.
Put the true name with the picture, which one, and why.
True Name: Matraxis Vile
He is an E for Elf
Because he has Elf blood and can wield Magic
I think Matraxis is DEVO. Now the funny thing is, he says he does not believe that he is an Elf. I think he must be. One of us is wrong, so, I guess a Barf Badge will help me find out which of us is right.
Thanks Nigel.
Steve"
Well Steve, turns out that you are right. Matraxis Vile is, in fact, both D.E.V.O. and has a lot of Elf in him. Although that part about casting magic? I don't believe that what Elves do is magic, strictly speaking. Though it might seem that way to some. But a very good submission overall. 22/25.
There is nothing magic about my work or that of the Vile Institute. Admittedly, true genius can seem like magic to those who are less gifted mentally, but in addition to the many visionaries who lead the way, we also have thousands of ordinary people working together so we can save as many of our people and as much of our culture as we can.
ReplyDeleteInstead of begging for Barf Badges, we should all be turning our attentions towards how to save humanity from the threats looming over us. If you don’t have the time or ability to help directly, keep in mind that by donating to the Institute you help yourselves as well as those less fortunate.
Isn’t it time you helped humanity by giving as much as you can to the Vile Institute?
M. Vile
Ps. I had nothing to do with the sinking of Atlantis.