Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Perry has dropped out of the primaries. Perry said "There is no viable way forward for me. Each step I take seems to take me deeper into the forlorn abyss of hopelessness populated by creatures writhing in agony, tentacled horrors, and tormented souls, and it wears on my rapidly failing sanity." Perry felt it was essential to drop out now while he could still throw his support to Newt Gingrich. "The voices in my head kept telling me to endorse Cthulhu, but I really think that Newt is the person best suited to replace Barack Obama in the White House." Nice! Me, I think he dropped out now because he was just an effin' chicken.
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