Two for the Price of One

How about this? You can get an end of the world omen and celebrity news all together in a single blog post. Nice! Cleveland's top celebrity (and Barf University Professor) Evalina Gump narrowly averted tragedy at the local Denny's this morning. While having her coffee and toast and enjoying her morning paper her table was bumped by a couple of rough looking men, spilling her coffee.

The coffee spill was undoubtedly portentous of something or other. Right. Fortunately Ms. Gump was able to dodge the hot liquid. She credited her agile maneuver to her fanatical devotion to her FIT classes.