I was interested in this concept of the State of the Union address. Now I understand why everyone thinks the government is effin' stupid. I mean, I turned it off after this line:
"What's happening in Detroit can happen in other industries. It can happen in Cleveland and Pittsburgh and Raleigh."
Are you kidding me? What kind of President wants to take what's happening in Detroit and duplicate it elsewhere? Although I guess that's one way of eliminating disparity around the country. Make every place like Detroit. Although that seems more like a plan Cthulhu would have come up with.
And the speech was so effin' boring I was ready to rip my eyes out. Wouldn't it be much better if he's said something like:
"What's happening in Detroit can happen in other SPLEENS! I'LL TEAR HIS STOMACH OUT AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT in Cleveland and Pittsburgh and Raleigh."
Now that would be a speech.
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