The Florida Republican Primary polls are slewing wildly as we near the day of decision. Mitt Romney has seen a positive surge at the expense of Newt Gingrich who is being plagued by multiple rumors of scandals involving associates and family members. The Snagglepuss campaign has seen a large influx of money which it has used to blanket the South Florida media markets. Snagglepuss has also received a public endorsement from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. The Governor was quoted as saying "That's one cool cat!" At the same time the pink puma was undergoing withering attack ads from the new SCRAM PAC.
Rick Santorum left the state claiming he needed to work on his taxes. Meanwhile Cthulhu's polling numbers rose after his team released the elusive candidate's position on the U.S. involvement in Afghanistan. His senior adviser was quoted as saying "Nilgh'ri geb cnilgh'ri Dagon tharanak ee gof'nnog ee naron Tsathoggua ya, f'athg athg ee ftaghu ebunma fhtagn hai 'fhalma kn'a athg hlirgh, nnnch' wgah'n Shub-Niggurath y'hahnyth f'uh'e uln Hastur ngsll'ha nilgh'ri."
Now this is my kind of effin;' election! Nice!
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