Nyarlathotep Cthulhu
writes "Nigel. Nigel, my friend. What will you do when the Elders rise from the depths and reclaim this world as their own? What will you do when the screams of children are like leafs on the wind and the cities of men are but ashes on the ebbing tide? Before you ran, ran far from the jungle of Siri, far from the lands of life, seeking only death and finding only pain. Now, their is no exit, no way to escape. You can chose to help those who rise or fight them, but now you must make the choice. Nigel, my friend, what will you do now?"
Right. Well I guess I'm going to do the only thing I can do. Credit old Nyarlathotep Cthulhu with BarfBucks for making contact and sending in a mailbag question. Yep, everyone's an effin' winner on STV and the Nigel Barf End of the World Blog!
Mr. Barf,
ReplyDeleteWe at the IMF have been monitoring STV with amusement, but also some dismay as well. Worldwide markets are already shaken by the European debt crisis, and your news program is causing some additional concern in financial circles as well. We shut down WikiLeaks and Assange is scrubbing toilets now. Be assured that we will do the same if your rhetoric remains so dark and unsubstantiated. Will you keep to facts or will you continue to fill the airways with trash and speculation?
Yours,
Gregory Runcic
Director Asian Affairs,
IMF