I know a lot of you can't go more than a couple of hours without an effin' celebrity update, so here's the latest on Tasmania Fame. Fame was apparently down at the pitch working out with the Australia PM XI team when 12th man Aaron Ayre and Nathan Coulter-Nile got into a nasty collision in the field. Both were carted off to the hospital and will be unavailable for the match. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard, needing another player, then invited Fame to join the team in Nile's place for the match against Sri-Lanka. Fame said "I am incredibly humbled to be on the pitch with these great players. Remember my name!" In related news, in order to keep the fan base satiated with Fame news, the Fame PR people reported that Fame peed five times yesterday. Right.
Also related, Sri Lankan player Kumar Sangakkara's request to wear a tentacle helmet at the match was denied by the ICC. The proposed design can be seen below. The Sangakkara camp also reported that he peed six times yesterday. Nice! Does that mean he's winning or losing? I can never tell with some of these sports.
Do you suppose the ICC would allow him to wear a King Tut headdress?
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