Barf Badges

As promised on the latest STV, here’s some effin’ pertinent information on BarfBadges. Nice! There are 8 different badges you can earn over the next four months. But before we get to the details about the badges, we’ll do the fine print:

• Only beings with a registered STV viewer can submit entries.

• Each being can only make one submission for a particular BarfBadge. So if you’re doing the math, that’s a maximum of eight entries.

• Each being can only submit one entry in a week. So after you submit an entry you must wait at least seven days before the next one.

• Each entry can be submitted Publicly or Privately. Submitting Publicly has many advantages. You get double BarfBucks for your entry. And once I’ve published your submission on my Blog along with the results of it, no one else can make a duplicate entry. On the other hand if you want to guess that you are a correct answer to one of the questions, you might not want to find the answer out publicly. Up to you. If you don't state which one, your entry will be considered Private. We don't want to end up like those WikiLeaks guys. Oh wait, that was the previous post.

• Check the blog before submitting to make sure you aren’t doing a duplicate entry. Duplicates won’t count as a submission, but it would be a waste of all your hard work.

• Don’t start submitting until I post that submissions are open. That will only be after all the badges are described. 

• Entries will be accepted from beings who are living, dead or undead or any combination of the three; asleep or awake; corporeal or incorporeal; good or evil; lawful or chaotic; 

• Entire Hive Minds are considered a single being. Multiple beings in a single body must submit a single entry together. Beings split across multiple bodies may submit from each body as long as each body has a registered viewer. Beings whose souls are on another plane of existence must have a registered STV viewer on both planes. Beings who, in and of themselves, are a plane of existence may only make entries as a single entity. Imaginary beings with imaginary STV viewers are only eligible for imaginary BarfBadges. Festering, bubbling masses that constantly churn and whirl, who put forth vestigial appendages and reabsorb them, that have bubbles bursting on their surface to reveal hate-filled eyes and slobbering mouths that form and close randomly about their horrible body are eligible. Let's face it, there are too many possibilities to include them all here, so we'll just make the call as we see fit if you're too far from the norm. And we reserve the right to make whatever call we want on any being who is desperately trying to woozle an advantage.