Thinking Outside the Box

Matraxis Vile writes in: "I have a question for STV about the coming apocalypse, not that there is one coming or anything, but if there were, what if there was this big earthquake and it let out this ancient virus just as a comet was coming close to hitting the Earth and the US, Russia, China, North Korea and Syria all launched missiles to try to stop the comet but the guys shooting the missiles were so sick from the virus that the missiles went wild and started WW III which caused the Ryugyong hotel to topple causing an underground EVENT which forced the LHC slightly off axis causing two particles to merge into a black hole which then dropped deep into the earth and made the door to the House of R'lyeh open. Would that be bad?" 

Now that's thinking outside the effin' box Matraxis. That's the toughest question we've gotten so far. Because before I can answer it, I've have to ask "Bad for who?" Right.