Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Friends in Low Places

Nyarlathotep Cthulhu writes: "Nigel, my friend. You cannot escape fate, you can only delay it's arrival. The master calls for a choice and you deny it. Give yourself over now to that which will be. Even now he stirs in his deep home. Soon he will wake and call upon those who will serve him. Do you wish to be cast out of this new world of yours? Do you wish to be adrift on the cosmic tide yet again? The wrath of Alina is nothing compared to the force of Those Who Will Return. Say now, say now that you will serve the Old Ones and you will be richly rewarded. Come, Nigel, choose well and live at the side of those who will rule. Join us. Join us. Join us."
Yeah. No. I'm afraid I'm not really the joining type, if you know what I mean. Nothing personal though. I mean, I've hung out with Soul Lords, brainless skeletons, really old monkeys (or maybe he was an ape), insane possessed guys who frequently yell "Spleen", a guy with three eyes, and even Paul Preston. So an ancient, possibly dead, god sleeping under the water in his sunken city who wants to rise and eat all humanity seems pretty effin' par for the course.
 

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